The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.693 billion No mokingians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 7,533 trillion Pucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 331,994 Pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.

No moking is ranked 13,604^th in the world and 306^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,692.65 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.